"Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything good in the world."
"The people who were trying to make this world worse are not taking the day off. How can I?"
Because…
All black people are n*****s,
and if we’re not we’re p***s or half-castes or mongrels,
excluded from school as children and under-marked in college as students,
then unemployed as graduates although everyone knows that if we do have a job it’s to fill quotas and if we don’t we’re state scroungers,
and because we’re the first to be sacked and the last to be promoted,
and because we’re under-represented in parliament and over-represented in prisons and psychiatric wards,
and if we complain we’re militants, playing the race card and if we don’t it’s our slave mentality,
and when we demand equality we really mean special treatment,
and if we wear traditional clothes or have beards we’re backward or if we wear a headscarf we’re oppressed and if we wear hoodies we’re a threat and if we don’t we’re trying to be white,
and if we’re inter-racially marry we’re muddying the genes and if we don’t it’s because we’ve been forced by our families,
and if our friends are black we’re self-segregating and if they’re not we’re self-hating,
and if we’re housed near other minorities it’s a ghetto or little India and if we’re not we’re spoiling the character or taking over,
and if we’re attacked it must be an ethic problem or community tension caused by us for just being there,
and if we’re not we must be doing the attacking because we’re over-policed as citizens but under-policed as victims,
and because we’re all muggers, drug dealers, addicts or terrorists anyway,
and because we should all go back to where we came from even if we’ve never been there and take our multiculturalism with us but leave our food and music and… for lots and lots of other reasons…
